Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Conservative Quiz

If you agree with the following 10 statements, I'd say y0u are a 100% American-style Christian Conservative...

A little over 10,000 years ago, God-who is a male and looks like a human-created the universe and life on Earth during six busy days.

The first woman was made from the rib of the first man in the Garden of Eden on the first Saturday (or maybe Friday).

It is God's will that women be subservient to men.

God is broken up into three persons, one being the father of the second, who was born to a virgin just over 2000 years ago, and the third being a Holy Ghost.

Anyone who has not accepted "Jesus Christ as their personal savior" will burn in Hellfire for all eternity.

Sex between unmarried adults is sinful, but sex between adults of the same sex is an abomination.

The moment human sperm and egg meet, they form a microscopic human being with an immortal soul that is already damned to Hell because of original sin.

Any religion other than ultra-orthodox Christianity (and possibly Judaism) is really a form of devil worship.

Faith healers can cure disease if the afflicted person's belief in God is strong enough.

America is a Christian nation that has turned its back on God by allowing evil or misguided liberals to destroy our nation's morality through sex education, social welfare programs for the lazy, ending organized school prayer, legalizing abortion, and promotion of the homosexual agenda.

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