Sunday, March 8, 2009

Money Part 2


I just looked at the Iraqi Coalition Provisional Authority's website, which is still up and being sponsored by dinarprofits.com (BUY IRAQI DINARS!) The third story on the page (from June 2004) boasted that representatives of Iraq's banks are meeting with U.S. and international financial experts.
"Reconstruction and modernization of the private banking sector is essential for economic growth in Iraq," said Kevin Woelflein, Senior Advisor to the Iraqi Ministry of Finance with the Coalition Provisional Authority. "This visit has provided the delegates with a valuable opportunity to learn about modern banking practices and will help to make private banks the core of the future banking structure in Iraq."
I wonder how it all worked out.

Money Part One

I got my pay stub Friday. So far I haven't earned enough money for federal taxes to be withheld in 2009, thanks in part to my $250 bi-weekly health insurance deduction.



Daughter # 2 asked if she could accompany me shopping. I'm sure she wants to add a few items to the cart. Maybe I'll show her the above video.
Disney is releasing a Schoolhouse Rock DVD of new cartoons about conservation at the end of this month. I wonder if it will feature things like failed levees, mudslides and tsunamis. Probably not, although I bet there'll be a polar bear and penguins.
I'd like the chance to update some of their old videos to reflect current practices. There's the one about the Constitution that could show how the Bush administration had modified certain sections regarding search and seizures and government surveillance. Just for fun, I'd try and work in a human pyramid of naked prisoners forced to masturbate and Old School Chicago Police interegation practices of Black suspects. Then there is this video:




Just think of how we would have to adapt this video to reflect today's Capitalist-run lemon socialism.
NEWSBOY: Extra! Extra! Latest Wall Street Bailout!
TALIKING PIGEON: Here's a quarter. Keep the change!
NEWSBOY:HEY! The paper costs 60 cents!

You gotta be cool

When you're walkin' on Wall Street
Like goin' to school
The big kids take your lunch money every day
And this is the rule
When you're walkin' on Wall Street
Buy low, sell fast
get the gov’ment to save yer ass
That's the Wall Street way
TALKING CAPITALIST PIGEON: When you use your money to make more money, that's called an investment. When you invest in a corporation, that means you own your own share of it, unless you’re a little person who pays taxes at the standard rate. You'll have to pay the money the Fed is giving us when the Chinese Communists cash in their T Bills.
The companies that manufacture things we use

Like condoms and DVDs and high-top shoes
are prisons and sweat shops across the ocean
away from intrusive federal regulation.

Ranting Pigeon: That's called "stock." Smart investors look to buy stock in a company based in the Cayman Islands or Quatar.

Here's a stock that's looking mighty good, I think.
Whiz Bang Beer -- that's my favorite drink.
Looks as if their sales are going up sky-high
In a depression, people need alcohol to get by.

MUTANT PIGEON (a SIGN THAT THESE ARE THE END TIMES): Oh, oh! Here's a dime. Keep the change. Stock prices go up and down so smart investors like me buy a little at a time every month. We network, cultivate connections, get information. That way, we can control the ups and downs. It's called "insider trading."
I don't wanna get hurt
When I'm walkin' on Wall Street
I could lose my shirt
Not to mention my laundered cash
So I stay alert
When I'm walkin' on Wall Street
Buy low, sell high
Take the biggest piece of the pie

NEWSBOY: Read all about it! Latest Wall Street flash: Economy on Verge of Collapse!

Well, I came out ahead
And I’m ready to bail
My golden parachute
Is startin' to sail
So remember the rule
When you're walkin' on Wall Street
Borrow and live high
don’t step in the bear pie
Defecating Pigeon: Here's a Euro. Keep the change.
That's the Wall Street way

Monday, March 2, 2009

Dueling Deities

It was last March when the Reverend Wright scandal hit the Obama-loving left wing mainstream media. I checked Youtube yesterday to watch Reverend Wright and to compare him to the Reverend Falwell. Wright shouts "God Damn America" when discussing slavery, while Falwell says God permitted 911 to happen because of abortion. Even more interesting than the videos are the thousands of comments themselves. See if you can guess which righteous preacher/racist anti-American is the topic of each comment.








This man was a monster. People like him are the reason why I am a fervent atheist If a malignant bigot like him is a man of god, then I am proud to be a man of no belief. EcstaticShaman



"Not too many people know this, but he's a closet homosexual."

DAMN FALWELL/WRIGHT TO HELL...He is a piece of Trash and he deserves to be shot








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Cancer really is too good for some people...
i have to piss on this guys grave before i die...


Religious people should be culled and their kids should be burned on wooden crosses.

jewishboy86 (3 months ago) firstly and for mostly i would just like to say that i completely dissaprove of all the messages of hate that i have managed to hear out of this church... if you can't stand the heat get the #### out of the kitchen...

. ..Leave America if this is how you feel about our country. If we just sat around and let other countries rape us then we wouldn't be the nation we are. --Joshua 11:20 For it was the LORD HIMSELF who hardened their hearts to wage war against Israel, so that he might destroy them totally, exterminating them without mercy, as the LORD had commanded Moses.

I can see why some people believe in hell.... It is hard for me to go through life without the comfort of knowing that a man like Wright/Falwell will never get what he deserves...

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Stimulis plan is working!










My local dealer has told me that Obama has revitalized the comic book industry.








RIP Paul Harvey and Philip Jose Farmer

Paul Harvey and Philip Jose Farmer each died last week. Harvey was 90, Farmer was 91. Harvey was staight out of "Babbit," a positive thinking news huckster who was the voice of middle America, until that whippersnapper Limbaugh showed up.

While Harvey was a millionaire big city broadcaster who extolled 1950s white middle class American values, PJF was the one who actually lived in middle America (Peoria). Farmer's fiction was notable for it's dealing with sex, religion, diversity and death.

Farmer wrote Venus on the Half-Shell (1975) , under the pseudonym "Kilgore Trout,"a fictional author who appeared in several novels by Kurt Vonnegut. Some of Mr. Harvey's admirers might find Farmer's fiction dirty or offensive. When I think of Paul Harvey, I think of the unintentional and oblivious mean-spirited
side of the country. The strain of conservativism that doesn't see anything disturbing in U.S. History, other than "liberal fascism."
Here's Paul Harvey's infamous commentary from a few years back.






Monday, February 16, 2009

50 year old Feminist Babe


Barbie turns 50 this March. Since the nineties, I wanted to have a doctored Teen Talk Barbie. The original would speak 270 phrases such as "Will we ever have enough clothes?", "I love shopping!", and "Wanna have a pizza party?" The most infamous line, which inspired the wrath of the American Association of University Women, was "Math class is tough!" A group known as the "Barbie Liberation Organization" modified Barbie dolls by giving them the voice box forcibly removed from G.I. Joe dolls, so Teen Barbie would growl "Eat lead, Cobra!" and "Vengeance is mine.”

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Nyah!

Glancing at several conservative op ed pieces and blogs criticizing Obama's presidential "failures", I'm reminded of the scene in the Ten Commandments when Edward G. Robinson asks, "Where's your messiah now?"

Homework: Part One

I was in the library yesterday when the woman in front of me complained to the children's librarian that her second grade daughter had to write a 2-3 page report for homework. "My daughter can't even spell and they want her to write 3 pages!"

When I returned home, I found out my 3rd grade daughters also had to write reports. They were getting off easy, and only had to do 1-2 pages, researching the life of a famous African American picked at random. We used the internet, which lacks the sterility of a 20th Century children's biographical library book. When Annie was reading about Dr. J., she asked "What's an adulterous affair?" While researching Jesse Owens, Becca and I noticed that his first daughter was born when he was 18, but he was married when he was 21.
Doing third grade homework can be a bit humbling for me. I've forgotten little things like the answer to 8 times 8 or the difference between haplodiplontic and diplohaplontic life cycles. I now have some sympathy for Dan Quayle forgetting how to spell potato.
Researching the Jesse Owens story shattered one myth for me. Most retellings portray Hitler as snubbing Owens for obvious reasons , but Owens had this to say:

"When I passed the Chancellor he arose, waved his hand at me, and I waved back at him. I think the writers showed bad taste in criticizing the man of the hour in Germany...
...Hitler didn't snub me—it was FDR who snubbed me. The president didn't even send me a telegram." (Quotes lifted from Wikipedia)


Monday, February 9, 2009

Have I got a deal for you, Mr. President

Having a Black family in the White House is satisfying, but it still isn't enough. John McCain has at least 7 houses, while the Bush and Kennedy families have compounds. Even Jimmy Carter had a peanut farm to retire to. It's time President Obama gets a compound. I suggest Ford Heights, an impoverished village off I 94 and the Bishop Ford Freeway. Ford Heights is renowned for its poverty, decaying infrastructure and stagnating industrial areas. According to Wikipedia, the median income of the village was $17,500 with 49% of the population below the poverty line.

And that's not all. Crime and corruption in Ford Heights are even worse than in Washington D. C. or Springfield. Back in 1997, the Police Chief and half the Ford Heights police department were convicted of extorting bribes from drug dealers and abetting them in distributing crack and heroin. Just this afternoon a Ford Heights village trustee was arrested after allegedly being involved in a drug deal.

President Obama could give a badly needed boost to the local economy and free up traffic around his Hyde Park neighborhood by buying a couple acres just 26 miles south of the Loop.

Here's the latest real estate Market Snapshot:

Housing Market Snapshot
Ford Heights, IL updated Monday, February 9, 2009

Number of houses for sale: 7
Median Price: $17,900
Price change from January -48.9%

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Basic Economics

In October I was a broken record, commenting on whatever site I could that was accusing Obama of being a socialist. I argued that President Bush and both parties were dabbling in lemon socialism and that the September bailout would probably be a transfer of wealth upward. If obama is a socialist, so were the Bush Republicans. Here are two responses made on a pro-Bush blog:
Comment #1 Oh geez Masked Liberal Evangelist please don't tell me you've bought into the MSM hype regarding that insane B.S. Hussein the Inane is spreading...If so YOU should consider getting a grip on Basic Economics?
Comment #2 (Excerpts)
mad, masked... whatever, lefty liberal....The whole thing from the beginning was socialism.Why don't you try starting with the beginnin of the story?ACORN and Obama? Start there for your socialist intrigue and plot line from the get go, with Jimmy Carter, Bill Clintion and the Democrats.This started a long time ago…
...Also, Stop being Stuck on Stupid. You cannot redistribute wealth from the poor that never pay taxes. You can only redistribute wealth from those that do pay taxes. The only reason we are in this mess is to many people allowed the Socialist programs of "afforbable housing" to proceed forward with no oversight. This was done by the very Foxes guarding the henhouse today. Dodd, Franks, and Obama.They're all guilty of ripping off the American people. They should all be fired and normally would in any other work in life.

When the Bush Bailout in the Fall was being debated, we were told the money was going to free up credit and help struggling homeowners avoid foreclosure. But, as reported in the New York Times and on Fox News , a Congressional oversight panel found no evidence the bailout program had been used to prevent foreclosures. So where has the money gone?

I saw an AP story this morning: Banks sought foreign workers
Banks collecting billions of dollars in federal bailout money sought government permission to bring thousands of foreign workers to the U.S. for high-paying jobs, according to an Associated Press review of visa applications.

Why would banks want to bring in foreign workers? Because they can pay them less. It's Basic Economics.

Another instructional article appeared in the NY Times the Sunday just before the Inauguration:
Bailout Is a Windfall to Banks, if Not to Borrowers
By MIKE McINTIRE
At the Palm Beach Ritz-Carlton last November, John C. Hope III, the chairman of Whitney National Bank in New Orleans, stood before a ballroom full of Wall Street analysts and explained how his bank intended to use its $300 million in federal bailout money.
“Make more loans?” Mr. Hope said. “We’re not going to change our business model or our credit policies to accommodate the needs of the public sector as they see it to have us make more loans.”

The McIntire article also revealed the position of Boston Private Wealth Management, a bank given $154 million:
"With that capital in hand ... we'll be in a position to take advantage of opportunities that present themselves once this recession is sorted out."

More reports of lavish spending on new corporate jets and million dollar office redecoration appeared in the NY Times last Friday concerning $18.4 Billion Wall Street Bonuses.

So what Basic Economics can be learned from this mess? I'll quote Alan Greenspan.
“I made a mistake in presuming that the self-interest of organisations, specifically banks and others, was such that they were best capable of protecting their own shareholders,” he said.
Greenspan called this "a flaw in the model that I perceived is the critical functioning structure that defines how the world works."
In other words, the past understanding of Basic Economics was wrong. Pass the hopium and try and get this next stimulis package right this time.