I'm Sick and Tired of Those Overpaid Teachers

I'm sick and tired of those overpaid teacher. I saw on the internet that their making $100,000 and more. We should only pay them what their really worth-maybe minimum wage. Let's see, my last minimum wage job was $5.25, so X 8 hours that would be uh....where's my calculator? Wait a minute! They don't work 8 hours a day. I would get to school at 9:00 and leave at 3:15, so that's uh...9+3 is 12 hours, no wait. Take away 3 from 12 to get 9 hours + 15 minutes. OK. So if they work 9 hours and 15 minutes minus 45 minutes for lunch that's uh...8:30 hours, X $5.25 is um...I'll round up to 10 hours and times $5.25/hr. Let's see, that's $525 a day. Now I round that down to $500 a day. Of coarse they should only get paid that for the 180 days they work, not the other 250 days of the year they spend on vacations, holidays and weekends. There's 52 weeks in a year, so they work 26 weeks. Two weeks has 10 days, so I times $500 by 10 for $5000 every two weeks, and every month has for weeks, so that's 2 $5000s dollars a month or $10,000 a month. Half a year is 6 months so that $10,000 X 6 = $60,000 a year for a teacher. See, I didn't need that calculator after all!
Well, enough of this. Time to see if my kids have finished there homeschool workbook page.