I looked out the window this morning and saw our backyard was flooded. A neighbor across the street had a chainsaw and was buzing away at a giant branch that had landed on his minivan and stretched a power or phone line to the street. That got me thinking about Noah...
2. HOW OLD WAS NOAH WHEN HE FATHERED HIS FIRST CHILD?
A. 16
A. 16
B. 30
C. 90
D. 500
3. WHY DID NOAH PUNISH HIS SON HAM BY MAKING HAM'S SON A SLAVE?
A. Ham's son had stolen a swine.
B. Ham and his son ate pork.
C. Ham was lazy and didn't do as much work as his brothers.
D. Noah got drunk and passed out with his genitals exposed, and Ham accidently saw him.
The correct answer in both questions is d.
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